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* Danny keeps breaking up his phones
———— ♦ ———— Three thoughts on tohu (chaos) and tikkun (order) Wednesday 2014-10-15 Danny keeps breaking up his phones. Last night he had two of them. One of them, he’d bought just that morning. He said, “The guy at the store said, ‘This is the fifth one this month.'” Note: Thank God, these are not “Obamaphones.” He’s paying for them. Related: Easily breakable Next: This morbidly obese first-timer, last night, left garbage (sic) in the smoke pit, ignoring a trash can eight fee
William Tell
Oct 27, 20142 min read
What is pomegranate juice? and other stories
Supreme Court to decide what constitutes pomegranate juice • Free speech means freedom to lie • “I’m not changing my lifestyle.”
William Tell
Apr 27, 20142 min read
McDonald’s commercials have changed; and other briefs
McDonald’s commercials have changed ● The crazies and the stupids ● Creation vs. the Big Bang? ● Julius Henson in the news again
William Tell
Mar 9, 20143 min read
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