(Originally published 09/06/13 at Trojan Horse Productions. Reblogged 07/13/17.) I keep telling them not to let guys sit on the bench in the shower buck naked. They don’t listen. So again, Friday night 08/30/13, when I went to put my stuff on the bench, here was this heavy brown smudge. I carefully avoided it, but I told the peacekeeper, Philip, since he has access to gloves, rags and bleach, and I don’t. He was texting. When I came out of the shower to dry off and dress,